unobtainableredemption: Kaine (Scrutinizing stare)
Kaine ([personal profile] unobtainableredemption) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-10 06:38 pm

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[Even though he had been shown how to use the console in his suite close to 5 times now, Kaine still finds himself fiddling with it when the feed turns on. There was a reason why, after buying him a laptop (with Kaine's money) and multiple attempts at teaching him how to use it, his friend Wally just accepted the 3 AM visits whenever Kaine needed to run a simple Google search. But the clone was desperate, and now here he is.

How desperate, you ask? Well, he's currently wearing an over-sized, tacky "I <3 NY" souvenir t-shirt and an expression that's a cross between a pout and a scowl.
] Where can I buy a normal shirt? I'm down to this one and there's no way in hell I'm wearing it again. [A pause.] For the record, by "normal shirt" I mean a t-shirt or something along those lines. I'll take a jacket at this point too.

[He shifts in his seat, discomfort pouring out of him as he tugs at the hem of his comically large shirt. He hates asking for assistance, but he's been searching for something for a couple days now and keeps coming up empty.

His face turns to a scowl again when he adds:
] And to the person who took my good shirt--you know who you are--I want it back. Take this one.

[He pauses after that, as there's something else he wants to say, but doesn't actually want to say it. The thought of asking it causes him to grit his teeth, and the beginning of it comes out like a growl.] I'm also looking for a job. Something like a bouncer or a bodyguard... [Glances down at something off camera.] I'm, uh, good with my hands, and not that it matters here but I'm fluent in four languages.

[With that, he's officially gone past his comfort zone and he attempts to quickly turn the damn thing off--key word being attempts. He lets out a slew of curses, and right before he finally manages to turn it off, he can be seen depositing some juulan into a large, clear container labeled "Swear Jar" already a quarter full just before the screen finally goes black.]
nerdylilspidey: (sticking to walls. kinda my thing)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter happened to catch the tail end of that transmission and, perched on the wall in a spot that would be just off-screen and out of Kaine's line of sight, waits for him to successfully turn the console off before speaking up.]

I can look for a "I Heart Houston" shirt for you, if that'd be better.
nerdylilspidey: (hee~ got lucky for once)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He tilts his head slightly to one side, the corner of his lip quirking up into a smile.]

So. Guy goes to Houston for a change of pace and still comes back to the Big Apple for visits.

You did at least call me, right? Your me, anyway.
nerdylilspidey: (hanging out. literally.)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww~ You're such a good dad to her.

[And speaking of "dad"s...]

And I'm guessing your dad is....... who, now?
nerdylilspidey: (he's not serious right? ...right?)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aha. Another touchy subject. Don't think Peter isn't noticing all the questions you avoid answering. He's made a list.]

I do. But I don't know any "Jackal." [He leans back a little, his head pressed to the wall behind him.] Doc Ock made mine. I'm not sure where the blood sample came from, but the good doctor was their "dad".
nerdylilspidey: (CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aaaaaand that makes Peter grimace slightly.]

Uh-- Yes. [He rubs idly at the back of his neck.] He kinda. Sorta. Kidnapped me once? And unmasked me while I was out. ...And recognized me since I was friends with Harry.

[MJ always said too many people knew who he was under the mask.]
nerdylilspidey: (pensive Parker mode)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter frowns a little, thoughtfully.]

So it's similar on your end of the multiverse?
nerdylilspidey: (don't THAT beat all)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-11 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter nods, mostly to himself. The differences and similarities between their two worlds is... interesting to hear about, to say the least.]

So I guess Osborn's still a major corporate name where you're from, huh? [A small, bitter sort of smile crosses his face.] His being a total psycho hasn't run his business into the ground yet?
nerdylilspidey: (ngl - i may have soiled myself)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[If he'd been drinking something, he would've spat it out all over the suite. But since he's not--]

WHAT?!?!?!

How did-- Who-- What happened to Nick Fury?!?!?! Do you not have one?!
nerdylilspidey: (omg what even is my life)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-12 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[And there go both hands, flying up to smack himself in the forehead before just... settling there, covering his face while he attempts to collect himself.]

Oh my God. Oh my God. [Kaine's universe just sounds so upside down to him right now.]

He had to destroy freakin' Asgard before they even arrested him?? And he doesn't just-- stay arrested?? Isn't there like, some super secret high tech crazy remote island-style max max maximum security prison that whackjobs like Osborn get thrown into for super safe keeping?!?
nerdylilspidey: (CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-12 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I know they aren't, but I want them to be. [If they were, he probably wouldn't be dead, after all.]

With like, I dunno, lightsaber bars. And maybe the whole thing should be at the bottom of the ocean! I dunno! For guys like Osborn, there's gotta be something!
nerdylilspidey: (exSQUEEZE me?)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[That makes him pause, mid-tirade. He peeks out from between his fingers.]

Oh... Did I say that?
nerdylilspidey: (it'd help if i knew the answer)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-12 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
That why you were whaling on that mugger so hard?
nerdylilspidey: (so not cut out for this...)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-11-12 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
... By killing them.

[And then a little piece of Norman Osborn's crazy made the tiniest bit of sense.]

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