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[unconchonable]

[The feed turns on showing the disgruntled face of none other than Eridan Ampora. However, half his grey face is covered by a scarf pulled up to his nose, leaving only his glaring eyes and thick-rimmed glasses in view. Even his fins are covered by the fluffy blue-striped scarf. He's also got himself parked next to one of the fire fountains, clearly using it for what warmth he can garner for himself.]

This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.

[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]

Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?

[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]

I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.

[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]

--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.

It's fuckin' ridiculous.

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[dow]

Yelling at the collective population will not help to rectify your situation.

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[unconchonable]

[Don't bring reason into this, Spock!]

I know that!

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[dow]

[ This face, Eridan. ]

Then why do you persist?

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[unconchonable]

'Cos I'm bloody pissed, if that weren't obwious!

[Eugh, why do you gotta question him, just let him throw his fit.]

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[dow]

Being bloody pissed will not rectify your situation either.

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[disfavored]

It's always this cold where I grew up. You don't have to stay home all the time, you just have to find something warmer to wear.

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[unconchonable]

It ain't that easy. I'm cold blooded you see. I tried to awoid such cold climates, but I ain't got the choice now.

Dunno how you landdwellers do it.

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[disfavored]

I suppose that would make it a bit more difficult. The Water Tribe lives at the north and south poles, so I'm used to quite a bit worse, but I've never dealt with that situation. Perhaps you should make friends with a firebender.

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[unconchonable]

...Water tribe? Firebender?

[His expression, or what can be seen of it, is definitely one that reads 'explain me a thing', because he has no idea what that's supposed to mean.]

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[disfavored]

...My apologies, someone usually explains that before I do. [He hasn't been the most social of people from his world lately, and he's never been the most likable.]

There are four nations where I'm from, each corresponding to one of the elements: The Water Tribe, the Fire Nation, the Earth Kingdom, and the Air Nomads. Some people in those nations have the ability to manipulate their respective element. I'm a waterbender. A firebender would have control over fire.

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[vhaidtluin]

I agree, but for Lolth's sake will you shut your mouth? You're constant noise is giving a headache.

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[unconchonable]

I don't know who the fuck Lolth is, but I don't giwe a shit. No one said you had to listen, so why don't you get the fuck off my post.

[hella mature.]

[Video] me a headache* >>

[vhaidtluin]

[Most mature.] Idiot.

I can't help but listen to your ramblings when you go through the network. There isn't exactly a way to mute it. [That he's found.]

[Video] It's ok I figured as much!

[unconchonable]

Allow me to help you in your time a need: get off the fuckin' network you dirtscrappin' piece a filth and you won't hawe to listen to my amazin' woice.

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[vhaidtluin]

[Oh...Oh, Dinin is getting so angry with this guy that his eyes are glowing redder.]

I'd watch my mouth if I were you or you'll find that you have no tongue talk with.

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[grigio]

Have you tried drinking something warm? That helps.

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[unconchonable]

I'we my doubts that imbibin' some warm fluid is gonna do a damn thing for my freezin' prongs.

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[grigio]

Take a hot shower?

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[unconchonable]

I can't wery well stay in a fuckin' shower all the time. It'd likely dry my gills out if I did. These aren't exactly solutions to the crux a the matter, you know.

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[grigio]

You have gills? That's pretty neat.

Uh...hm. Okay, hold on. I am genuinely trying to help. We can't exactly fix the weather, so lets try to focus on more possible solutions.

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[jirk]

You could always, oh, I don't know. Wear more clothing.

[He is chewing with all due obnoxiousness on an apple as he talks. Enjoy that.]

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[unconchonable]

[Ew. He is so judging that gross chomping.]

Do you know how cold blood ewen works?

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[jirk]

Well first off, you didn't say you were cold-blooded. Second of all, are we talking ectothermic, here? Poikilothermic?

[This thread is made of judgement and bad fashion sense. Awwh yeah.]

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[unconchonable]

Well it should hawe been obwious. [No it wasn't...]

But yes, I ain't endothermic like you landdwellers.

[A beat as he scrutinizes Kirk's features. Those sure are some blue ass eyes....]

Takin' a wild stab in the dark here, do you know Spock by chance?

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[jirk]

Ohhh, right. Well, my bad for missing it. Us humans, you know. We're kind of unobservant.

[He's teasing, a little playful. There's no malice in it, at least. At the next question, though, both eyebrows go up.]

He's my XO, yeah. Name's Kirk, Captain Jim Kirk.