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[thaumatophage]

[A teenage girl with a cat-eared headband on is squinting at the camera. When she speaks, she does so with an Australian accent.] Well. Well well well well well.

Well.

Hi. [She shakes her head and the bells on her headband jingle.] No chance of sending out a distress signal, eh? Not that I think this place is bad or anything. I just, uh...I got Stuff to take care of, back home. At least I don't have amnesia this time, right? Heh heh heh... [The laughter is nervous, and trails off. She looks concerned for a moment before turning a thousand-watt smile to the camera again.]

Also, I only have like four Tim Tams in my bag and that is a grave effing injustice.

Comments

[pushtheboundaries]

[a girl after his own heart] Plenty. Tell you what, I'll cover a meal if you help out at my workshop for a few hours. Sound fair?

[thaumatophage]

Great!

Wait, what kind of workshop? I mean, I'm okay fixing things, but I also sometimes blow things up by accident.

[Totally by accident! It's not her fault Alec sometimes jury-rigs their equipment into grenades.]

[pushtheboundaries]

...I'll keep you away from the sensitive pieces.

[thaumatophage]

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. I'm pretty good at fixing things, though. I get a lot of practice from breakin' 'em.

[pushtheboundaries]

Intentionally?

[thaumatophage]

Nah. It just kind of...happens. [She has the good grace to look sheepish.]

whup accidentally courier'd

[pushtheboundaries]

Ah. [well, that explains it.] Don't worry, I'll find something you can help with, without risking any damage.

What was your name again?

It happens :V

[thaumatophage]

Whup, and there I go forgettin' my manners. I'm Kitty! Agent Callahan on a professional basis, but Alec's the only one who calls me that.

[pushtheboundaries]

It's nice to m-[beat] Agent what, did you say?

[thaumatophage]

Agent Kitty Callahan, at your service, sir. Why, has my infamy spread across the multiverse?

[pushtheboundaries]

...more that my name is Callaghan. Robert Callaghan. That's an interesting coincidence, Agent.

[thaumatophage]

Oh yeah? No kidding! Maybe we're related!

[They are so not.]