3RD MATCH ♈ [ANONYMOUS TEXT]

[flamingshortshorts]

[The message is simple and to the point, but hopefully with just enough of a hook to get some curious ladies interested.]

21yo soldier seeking adventurous lady open to a fun night of dinner, dancing, and a side of crimefighting. Maybe even some fireworks. Good time guaranteed. Must like banter and trying new things. Right hook and knowledge of firearms always welcome. Ladies pick the food and the music. If interested, send private message to talk more details.

[Someone is maybe looking to get his best friend a date without telling said friend he is doing it. Call it a late birthday surprise.]

Comments

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[everylittlegirl]

you didnt actually say if youre male or female.
kinda makes a difference for who might reply.

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[flamingshortshorts]

Would be hard to decide who picks the music if we were both ladies, wouldn't it?

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[everylittlegirl]

you said ladies in the post.
are you expecting more than one?

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[flamingshortshorts]

I'm not going to tell the others to go away if more than one comes along, if that's what you mean. Why not be optimistic?

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[everylittlegirl]

quite the class act.
so do you ask for the threesome up front to avoid all that awkward maybe he does, maybe he doesn't?
or would that be rude??

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[flamingshortshorts]

How old are you? You don't sound like you know much about how dating works.

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[everylittlegirl]

old enough to know your personal ad isn't exactly flattering

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[flamingshortshorts]

Being a busybody who talks smart but doesn't know much isn't as cute as some think it is either sorry. You got a point to all of this? If you're not underage and it doesn't interest you, you're welcome not to respond. Bit of a time waster, don't you think.

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[everylittlegirl]

sorry
you're right
maybe I'm just nervous

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[flamingshortshorts]

Nervous? I guess asking someone out can get this all hyped up, but if you're not, what am I doing to make you nervous?

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[everylittlegirl]

a dashing soldier looking for his lady love?
it's a little intimidating.

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[flamingshortshorts]

There's no pressure. It's just two people having a nice night together. Little dinner, some dancing. We see where it goes.

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[everylittlegirl]

good luck.
I hope you find someone.

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[flamingshortshorts]

Thanks. I hope things work out for you, too. In whatever thing you're interested in right now.

[And that was probably a lot nicer than he would expect Bucky to be, but hey, it all turned out okay in Toro's opinion.]