tushanshu | voice post; anon location

These

things are

still glitching, yeah? I

should repeat ever

ything four times

make sure

it gets

out, but that'd make

it take

four times longer

than

normal.

Voice post

cause somebody

thought it was a

good idea to

make me sit

through The Ring.

The static

creeps me out.

Everybo

dy see

how

Dumbass went and Mal

icent'ed up the joint?

Is there

something that

I never

got taught? Some rule

about

how when you

take

over you

have to

make the HQ

look

like an

evil

HQ? Interior Design

for Superv

illains 301. I mean. Seriously. Wi

th the black

and the spikes.

It's

like a vid

eo game.

Check

that.

It IS

a video

game. And I've played

about

17,000

versions

of it.

That's the

giant ass

dungeon

that you can't get into

until

you're leveled

. It's Bo

wser's Ca

stle.

It's

Ganon's Tower. It's

Ice

crown Citadel, and

I'm in

full 245s.

I know

where this is

gonna go. Can't miss

it, because

Dumbass made

it look

like Evil Vegas.

So we

walk

waltz or

storm or

sneak

into the

castle and

avoid

the lava

and the

fire and the falling

shit that's

always there. Always. Falling. Shit. Note to

self:

helmet. Get to the

throne room

and duke it

out,

only they take a

helicopter

or trap

door or

leap off the

balcony

because the

game's not

over yet.

Anybo

want to

catch

a cultist and fi

nd out where

the escape route

goes so

we can

cut

that one off?

Or they

tell us where

he really

is. Cause it ain't

under the

neon arrow

sign saying

"Evil Overlord Lives

Here." Don't

tell me

that

video games

aren't

educa

tio

nal.

Look. I

know you're

pissed. Maybe I deserve

it. That's

not even a real

maybe

. I already told you before

that I'm a

moron. So could you

at least spell

out what I did

wrong?

I kissed you. You

freaked.

You

kissed me,

and I

was still

stuck on the freaking?

But then you

act like it's fine and you

came back to

sleep over. I dunno what

I coulda

done different, but I

obviously did

something wrong so. I'm s

orry.

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[Kon shows up cringing, the feed is frozen for a moment but he's talking. That was painful though and even with the frozen image for the time it was up should tell Bart that something is wrong.]

▓ude, if that was mea▓▓▓▓or someone then ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓s up, it was▓▓▓ private.

[It's like Wheel of Fortune for the blind, figuring out what's being said.]

Uh.

ease tell me

you mean

the stuff about

Dumb

ass. I don't

care

who hears

[There's a small success as he shakes his head without it glitching.]

No, I'm talking ▓▓▓▓ letting every▓▓e know you kissed ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.

[Well shit.]

That was

n't suppo

sed to

be public. I en

crypted it

to Hayley.

[Raised brow and slight tilt of his head.]

Hayley? You ▓▓▓▓▓▓ Hayley? Hope ▓▓▓▓ doesn't see this then or I got ▓▓▓▓▓▓lin' she's gonna be pis▓▓▓.

She's already

pissed, m

an. It can't get

worse,

yeah?

[A pause.]

Crap onna

shitstick

. I'm so toast.

It ▓▓▓ always get worse with ▓ girl ▓▓▓▓▓▓ mad.

Nice knowing ▓▓▓.

This

time I

don't wanna

boring fun

eral, OK? Just stuff

my body

with explosives and p

itch it

into Dumbass's ba

ckya

rd.

Promise!

▓▓▓▓ love it.

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