[console | text/action] morning of 11/7

[edgeoftheknife]

[The name on the post is Erskine's. Nothing out of the ordinary about that. Usually he makes video posts, so the text-only this morning is a little strange, but not any stranger than the contents of the message itself:]


if ne1 needsme 4 now plleese contact ANTON.I AM TEMP INDISSPOSED

I HOOPE WHOIEVR DID TGIS IS HAVINGA GOOD LAFF


[You really don't want to know how long it took him to get that typed out.]

Comments

video;

[thaumatophage]

Whatever it is, I didn't do it.

text forever

[edgeoftheknife]

I THJNK IVE BEN CURSDE.. OR POISSONED

text;

[thaumatophage]

'Poissoned'? You've been turned into a fish? :P

[edgeoftheknife]

NOT FISH SRY HARD 2 TYP WIOTH PAWS

[thaumatophage]

Paws?

What happened?

[edgeoftheknife]

I DON;T KNOW. WOKE UPDSMAll anf fluffyh