[You can almost hear him grimacing.]

Yeah, so I get to spend the rest of my life slowing down for people, trying not to finish their sentences, trying not to get mad at them for being too slow or taking too long, and people get mad at me for being a dick about it?

I think I'm allowed to be a dick about it. They only have to put up with me for a moment, but I have to put up with them for the rest of my freaking life.