No, you really are. The second someone mentions a reality mini-series documenting Young Justice, do whatever you need to to get in on that. Sign up for the squad - it's not like we're picky, we let in Snapper Carr - sign up for mentoring if you're up to that kind of self-punishment, whatever you gotta do because Mr. Sarcastic lives only in our memories now.

Least until I find a way to bust into the Batcave and liberate that cape.