[Bart snickers at this, because it's such a blatant lie. There are things that he cares so strongly about that he will go toe-to-toe with anyone forever if he has to, but New York Italian vs. Italian Italian isn't on the list or anywhere remotely near the list. He knows that he'll lose interest. But not quite yet.]

I know I'm right. Why do you think I'm the one who always picks up the takeout? When we order Mexican food, it's not from Chipotle, and the fried chicken isn't from KFC. If I'm grabbing Italian, New York is just the pit stop before crossing the Atlantic.