Only the top-notch ones for us. We can leave all the mediocre joints for someone else to explore.

[ Not that he hasn't been in some really shady places over the years. But he's not a perpetually drunk, party-hard twenty-something. He's an adult. He has standards. Maybe not the highest, but they're there. Somewhere. ]

Okay, so tell me. What else do you like to do for fun? Because from the looks of things, we really gotta liven this place up.