[She really is trying hard not to laugh. The longer she can get him to believe this, the funnier it might be. Hey, maybe the Tony from her world could show up and someone could ask to see his tail...

But the mention of mandrills makes her choke on a laugh. She coughs to cover it.]

Yes, that would be rather unsettling, considering all things. If only for the contrast to how I'm used to seeing him, of course.

[Leaning back in her seat, she attempts a smile, one entirely free of mischief.]

I expect it's safe to say you have no such unexpected oddities?