[Hello Shockwave have a tiny organic who looks like he just spent a LOT of time camping. He looks perfectly nondescript, except for this peculiar green ring on his right hand. Nobody wears anything that tacky.]

Probably the Emperor, or you can try Commander Evandau. Presumably they'll have security concerns if you try to modify the consoles yourself, so it's best to clear any upgrades [before you put in back doors, hint hint] through official channels.

[You know, then they can't throw you in jail for random crap but.. your funeral.]