[She has to stop and think for a moment. Carefully collecting her thoughts. This was serious business, after all.]

No, just the one. Except the hospital accidentally mixes them up, so it turns out, it's not even her baby.

[Or...you know...not.]

[Though there is a very subtle shift in tone as she goes back to side-eying him for the next part.]

But then, the love triangle? Well, it turns out the girl's old boyfriend came home from war, so she ended up going back to him. Fortunately for her, she never actually told the other guy how she felt, so there were no real hard feelings....