[Prussia is going to stare in disbelief and then laugh out loud, his head going back far enough that the little yellow bird that perches on top has to flutter off or get forcefully dislodged.]

Tooth fairy? I believe in a lot of things, but England's never even tried to claim the Tooth Fairy was real. [He is sure now that every world but his own is full of weird shit.] Where's her little wand?