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tushanshu2012-08-01 08:14 am
zydrateanatomy) wrote in tushanshu2012-08-01 08:14 am
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[The computer terminal isn't anything new to Grave, although the specifics take a moment to figure out. After that, though, he's activating the feed and getting right to it.]
Just when you think that you've seen everything technology has to offer, there lands yet another surprise in your lap.
[He doesn't look particularly impressed or surprised, really.]
I've really just got one question at the moment... Was that a cow? Not that I've ever seen a real, breathing cow anywhere around home... I don't think anyone has in the last ten years, actually, but there are pictures in holo-books. Maybe GeneCo should expand from human biology and take up endangered and extinct animal species.
God knows, I could rip right into a natural fucking hamburger that wasn’t made up of bi-products I can’t even pronounce.
I’m not too sure how happy I am to have been dropped into the ocean, [He gives a half shrug.] but it's already a good deal nicer than home. Nice pad, by the way. Still, it seems quite the eclectic group of people hereabouts and with such diversity comes business, and that’s one gift horse I’m not going to look in the mouth. [He smiles and many might think it the smile of a predator and in many ways, it is.] Every market has a sub-market, so they say, and it’ll just take a bit of poking around to find it here.
[His smile slips then, his expression growing serious.]
Hey, Kid, you around?
Just when you think that you've seen everything technology has to offer, there lands yet another surprise in your lap.
[He doesn't look particularly impressed or surprised, really.]
I've really just got one question at the moment... Was that a cow? Not that I've ever seen a real, breathing cow anywhere around home... I don't think anyone has in the last ten years, actually, but there are pictures in holo-books. Maybe GeneCo should expand from human biology and take up endangered and extinct animal species.
God knows, I could rip right into a natural fucking hamburger that wasn’t made up of bi-products I can’t even pronounce.
I’m not too sure how happy I am to have been dropped into the ocean, [He gives a half shrug.] but it's already a good deal nicer than home. Nice pad, by the way. Still, it seems quite the eclectic group of people hereabouts and with such diversity comes business, and that’s one gift horse I’m not going to look in the mouth. [He smiles and many might think it the smile of a predator and in many ways, it is.] Every market has a sub-market, so they say, and it’ll just take a bit of poking around to find it here.
[His smile slips then, his expression growing serious.]
Hey, Kid, you around?
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[He's totes serious, bro.]
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Which part bugs you, sweetheart? The meat or the beer? Cause where I'm from that isn't disgusting, it's dinner and it's delicious.
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I -- Sweetheart?! I'm hardly -- I am not--
[Compose yourself before you embarrass yourself, Megamind.]
I tend to have an aversion to fine dining upon what one could consider a domesticated being generally kept to keep one company.
And beer is ghastly. I prefer...a simple merlot.
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Well at the end of the day, if it's a choice of eat or go hungry... I'm going to choose eat. [A grin curls his lips, one brow canting as he moves to sit forward in his chair.]
So what you're trying to say, Princess, is that you're too good for the common folk. No beef, no beer... Fuck if I should even ask you about your opinion on sex...
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. . .
[That is a very strangled gasp there FIRST at being called PRINCESS he is a VILLAIN DAMMIT and oh for heavens sake this stranger is PURPOSEFULLY TAUNTING HIM.]
That, my inappropriate and foul mouthed consociate, is none of your business.
No apologies.
Oh, he's definitely taunting you, Megs... and it's all downhill from here. With a reaction like that, there is no possible way tha Grave is going to let the subject lie. His laughter dies, even if he's still clearly amused, and he puts on his most sympathetic look. No, really... this is his sympathetic face. It only looks like he's still mocking you.]
Sheesh, Cherrybomb, I didn't mean to touch on such sensitive areas... clearly with a reaction like that you have yet to taste the ripe fruits that have been planted about the earth. Or, in laymens terms... you haven't fucked one of the fairer sex. I do believe that i passed a brothel on the way here, and im certain our fair hosts have any number of able bodied and minded young women that would be happy to help you with your problem. Or young men... it's a free world and if we're already dead, you might as well live a little.
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That is--
[COMPLETELY TRUE. Look at him, bro -- he's blue, big headed, and a freeeeeak. There might have been some wishful thinking on his part, but, uh. Yeah. Hasn't happened.]
None of your -- HOW DARE YOU -- a brothel I would never--
[Diseases, man. DISEASES.]
audio or video, bb?
What? True? i think the lady doth protest too much. Look, sweetheart, we all busted our first nut at different ages, so don't be embarrassed, alright? Don't beat ourself up too mu- [He trails off at that and grins, snorting to himself.] Well, if you beat yourself up too much you won't leave anything for them. You jerk it too much and you'll go blind anyway, so no... you should definitely leave it to someone experienced.
[Then his eyes widen slightly and he smiles, looking impressed.]
No? Are you more of an alleyway kind of girl, Sweetheart? You like it down and dirty? Or do you mean you're not interested in what the brothels offer? 'cause we saw some cows on the way in... not really my thing, but...
[He just kind of shrugs.]
audio 1/2
VIDEO XD
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
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And even though Megs has switched to video to prove himself, he’s just going to keep playing because he’s having a damn fine time.
His brows rise and he lets out a low whistle.]
Look, Sweetcheeks… if you’re that blue all over, then it’s hardly a surprise you’re so damn uptight about the notion of sex. Though I’d think you’d be tripping over yourself to bust the first nut you could, especially when it’s available at such a reasonable cost. I know, I asked.
As for the why of it? Why not? It’s just sex. Everyone does it… well, clearly except for you… and it’s just a natural part of life. There’s nothing wrong with sex and there’s certainly nothing wrong with enjoying it.
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Megamind. My name. Is. MEGAMIND. Please, for the love of all that's evil and unholy in this forsaken world -- use it!
[If this odd man comes up with another nickname Megamind might just spontaneously combust.]
There are other far more pressing matters to be discussing! Such as, oh, I don't know, the fact that we're currently sailing awayon a gigantic turtle!
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Let me just make sure I have this right, okay honey? Megamind, right? [His brows furrow slightly and he gives the alien a proper once over, or at least as much as he can see of him.]
Huh… how... original. [Sarcasm. Loads of it. He falls silent as Mr. Blue begins going off about ‘more pressing matters’ and such, shrugging a bit in response.]
Oh, dunno… if we’re dead or dreaming, does it really matter that we’re on a giant floating turtle? [No, he didn’t really think they were all dead or dreaming, but it was one of the explanations they’d been fed, so why not humor it. Hell, this was actually the first time anyone had mentioned the turtle thing to him, so he’d have to look into that.
He taps his chin lightly, lips pursed before he looks right at the camera again.]
Seems to me the only reason that would become a problem is if this turtle decides to suddenly dive under water. [Pointed stare as he falls silent. Had you considered this possibility, Megs?]
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Exasperated, Megamind drags his hands over his face and shakes his head -- he's trying to shake those words out of his head, Grave. Damn his perfect memory. AUGH.]
Of course it matters -- for precisely that reason!
[He knows it's a turtle and he knows turtles GO UNDER WATER. He'd pestered the residents about the WHERE'S of this place until they'd told him and that bit of info?
NOT REASSURING.]
Now that, Mr. Inappropriate, is something far more worth discussing!
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Right… Megamind… I got it, sweecheeks, so you can stop repeating yourself. [Doesn’t mean he’s going to use the correct name at any singular point, though, just fyi. LULZ.]
As for the turtle… well… you’re name’s Megamind isn’t it? Figure it out… [His shrug is the most casual of shrugs, ever.] If anyone can figure out the problem, it’s the obvious choice… Unless, of course, you’d rather we discuss your disheartening sex life a bit more?
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Yes. Good. Fantastic.
[But obviously you dont Grave because you keep calling him things like SWEETCHEEKS.
DRAMATIC SIGH.]
I am working on it, thank you very much! And my sex life is irrelevant.
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Glad you think so, Bluebelle... good to avoid any silly points of contention.
[You know... like your name or mentions of your sex life?
In the end he shrugs, but looks clearly disbelieving.]
If you say so, but don't forget the lovely ladies and gentlemen of the Fir Sector for all your... extra curricular... needs.
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Yes. Thank you. I’ll certainly keep it in mind.
[HE IS NOT GOING TO A BROTHEL.
…Yet. Stop tempting him, creeper.]
Who ARE you, anyway?
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You'll end up at one eventually and very likely escorted by this very same gentleman. The quicker you accept your fate, the happier you'll be, Megs.
He grins as it finally comes around to him giving his own name.]
Name's Graverobber, Meg. [He doesn't expect any judgment from the guy who's named after an oversized cranium.]
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[And you made fun of his name. And face. And orientation.]
I would say pleasure, but --
[IT'S KIND OF NOT.]
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But you don’t know how to adequately express the joy I bring to your life, mm? I know, it’s kind of a skill I have.
[Yes, he’s aware of the effect he’s really having on you, Megs. It’s just that he’s having so much fun.]
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[Can you see the joy on his face? CAN YOU?]
I think we are quite finished here.