I know you aren't mad at her, jackass. But she might not. And if she bites your head off, sure, fine. I'll take the credit and read your funerary rites or whatever.
[a w k w a r d pause.]
Look, we haven't exactly-- gotten off to a great start. But I know you're not as much of a jerk as you want people to think.
[because that's not a familiar coping method or anything.]
action
[He rolls his eyes with a huff.]
I know you aren't mad at her, jackass. But she might not. And if she bites your head off, sure, fine. I'll take the credit and read your funerary rites or whatever.
[a w k w a r d pause.]
Look, we haven't exactly-- gotten off to a great start. But I know you're not as much of a jerk as you want people to think.
[because that's not a familiar coping method or anything.]