Yeah, no, my poltergeist contract clearly states four nightly hauntings. I can give you three nights off though.

[ Crisis averted, he warms to the joke, going so far as to make a thoughtful frown. ]

And an alternating Saturday.

[ And because he can't leave well enough alone, he adds; ]

I didn't miss your thinly veiled hint for a peepshow. Is that a thing? Do you need a little preview? A tantalizing hint of titanium casing to raise anticipation?