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Phil Coulson ([personal profile] earpiece) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2012-09-29 02:55 pm

[001; video]

[When the video feed clicks on, anyone paying attention will be treated to the image of a man who looks wildly uncomfortable. He's dressed in local clothes—his options were change into the garb generously offered or sit in the bloody, wet suit that just happened to be his favorite and is now instead draped across the back of his chair and probably ruined forever along with most of his other stuff—and is wearing an expression that's a curious mix of frustrated and tired and dazed. Like he knows what's going on, but can't quite believe it.

He rubs his face before speaking, shoulders rising and falling with an inaudible sigh. Without fully raising his gaze to meet the camera, he says:]


My name is Phil Coulson. I just—

[He hesitates, thinking. How is he supposed to approach this? "Hi, I just died, it's nice to meet you all here in this afterlife I wasn't expecting?" Bright blue eyes flicker toward the keyboard, then dart back up, this time focusing directly on the lens.]

I arrived here a little while ago.

[And there it is, the versatile, thin-lipped little smile that those who know him already know so well. This time, it's meant to convey something akin to appreciation toward those who helped him, but it looks a bit pained. He's not sure he can help that.

Because, you know, his back is killing him. Pun completely intended.]


Just thought I would say hello.
controlledvariable: (PB >> don't turn around)

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[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-09-30 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I swear to god I am going to every empty suite and just sticking a sign onto each console with "take a nap!" written on it.

[a beat] Hi. You look kinda rough.
controlledvariable: (civvies -- this isn't going as planned)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-09-30 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Before or after you woke up on the back of a giant turtle?

[It's casual sort of question, one that only really requires a yes or no, she's not going to pry.]

I'm serious about the nap, though. Most of us would've been smart to take one before jumping on the computer.

[Her tones implies that she's including herself in that]
controlledvariable: (Civvies -- Are you sure about that?)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-01 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[Have a faux suspicious look, because everyone likes naps, clearly you are lying, Coulson] Maybe they should just put on a pot of coffee for us before we show up.
controlledvariable: (civvies -- I'm just tired)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-01 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna put it in the suggestion box. [Not there is a suggestion box, but that's just a small detail.]

Seems to be kind of a theme, and I don't think the dunk in the ocean and six hour cart ride from hell really helps matters.
controlledvariable: (Batgirl -- Gotham weather is the worst)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-01 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I haven't heard about anyone who got to skip it.
controlledvariable: (PB >> every day there's)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-04 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
You'd think so, wouldn't you? But apparently the Emperor - or whoever brought us here - disagrees.
controlledvariable: (PB >> it's not an enviable lot)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-05 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She has to take a second to do the math]

A little over five weeks now. [a beat] God, I totally hadn't realized it'd been that long, and I haven't even been here since the start.
controlledvariable: (Batgirl -- did I break it?)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-05 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Two seconds. [she holds up a hand in a 'wait' gesture, then promptly disappears from view for about thirty seconds before she comes back with an open notebook in her hand.]

Ten weeks, give or take a few days, since the first non-kedan showed up on Tu Vishan.
controlledvariable: (civvies -- it's nearly time)

[personal profile] controlledvariable 2012-10-12 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Steph gives a one shoulder shrug, looking apologetic] I haven't really tried to count everyone, this is mostly just a diary.

[Bruce has counted, but she's not going to share that so easily]

I'd say at least thirty, though? Maybe more, I don't know if everyone uses the consoles.