No, my deference to sarcasm is the result of interacting with a condescending D-bag. See, you say you get it. But you don't really get it.

All that fan-fiction of Kirk taking care of you during your pon farr, is that real too? In some universe somewhere, is he your t'hy'la? Because lots of writers posit just that.

I can keep going if it helps make my point sink in.