[He rolls his eyes. Oh god, an embarrassed Vulcan. Great.]

Aaaaand you're still not getting it. And you're supposed to be the logical one.

How do you think I know these things? Trust me, it ain't because I'm psychic. I'm not the only one who knows these things here. I won't say a freakin' word, Commander. I don't need to. I will bet you money there are at least three dozen closet Trekkies on the Turtle.