Ugh. Yeah. Good reason to avoid it. Hey! You should get Zatanna to do that thing! [Bart ducks off camera, and there are near-comical sounds of frantic rummaging. When he returns, he's holding up a smooth, black stone that's small enough to palm.] She figured out a way to enchant a rock so it'd glow when it was near tribble meat. Maybe she can do the same for sugar, right?

A human tradition? Well. Yeah. It kinda is? I mean it's not always Friday, and it's not always mac and cheese. But when people like something, a lot of times they set it to be the same night. Tuesday is spaghetti night - which it is here at Chez Bart's - or Wednesday night is comic book night. Except there aren't any comic books here, 'cept the ones that Billy has. Thursday's pizza night, too.