You don't look twelwe. [Considering he's thinking sweeps and not years... that makes it sound like she turned around 24 or so.]

Fine, whatewer. Ain't like you deserwe what I got to say on the matter any. You'll probably get gente pats to your spinal crewice without anythin' fuckin' useful bein' said, which is probably what you were after anyways. You humans are so fuckin' petty.