How about the fact that I'm three years older than you, asshole?! Look at me!
[He leans in toward the camera, hands coming up to point at his face and eyes.]
That's a sweep and a half of our time. Do you have any sense how long that is? I have been in and out of dream bubbles meeting more dead alternate versions of everyone than I can care to count, watching my friends tie themselves in knots over their own interpersonal drama, and that's without what today alone has had in store for me. Jade is brainwashed and crazy and has dog ears! The Empress took over a brand new earth and is now fucking us over anew from their session! And Gamzee hasn't been innocent since the day you decided to murder my friends!
Did you fucking know that? Of course you didn't, but why should you believe the guy who was actually there? Like, who gives a shit that I had to deal with the aftermath of him going sober and murdering Equius and Nepeta, and hoarding corpses and kissing their severed heads? Or the whole awful moirallegiance I undertook to calm his ass down, only for him to become a self-righteous zealot who didn't give a rank fart about anyone? Did you know we spent that whole time hurtling through space with Rose and Dave along for the ride, too? No, you didn't, and you're just going to tell me I'm making it up, too!
Who else is here? I want to talk to someone with some actual living cells in their think pan, because for all you haven't died yet your sponge is acting the part!
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[He leans in toward the camera, hands coming up to point at his face and eyes.]
That's a sweep and a half of our time. Do you have any sense how long that is? I have been in and out of dream bubbles meeting more dead alternate versions of everyone than I can care to count, watching my friends tie themselves in knots over their own interpersonal drama, and that's without what today alone has had in store for me. Jade is brainwashed and crazy and has dog ears! The Empress took over a brand new earth and is now fucking us over anew from their session! And Gamzee hasn't been innocent since the day you decided to murder my friends!
Did you fucking know that? Of course you didn't, but why should you believe the guy who was actually there? Like, who gives a shit that I had to deal with the aftermath of him going sober and murdering Equius and Nepeta, and hoarding corpses and kissing their severed heads? Or the whole awful moirallegiance I undertook to calm his ass down, only for him to become a self-righteous zealot who didn't give a rank fart about anyone? Did you know we spent that whole time hurtling through space with Rose and Dave along for the ride, too? No, you didn't, and you're just going to tell me I'm making it up, too!
Who else is here? I want to talk to someone with some actual living cells in their think pan, because for all you haven't died yet your sponge is acting the part!