[Bart sighs and fiddles with something small, too quickly to make out what it is. It doesn't matter. He just wants something to focus on besides the words he's saying, to keep them nice and soft and even.]

My dad is dead. So if that's supposed to be revenge, you're too late. Try telling me he's alive next time.

How am I supposed to know that Jack knew him? I don't read minds. I don't even know everyone Kon knows and he's my best friend. This isn't fair.