[As seen later: he is absolutely, one hundred percent serious.]

How did everyone know this before me? Yetis. Yetis help make the toys. It's like my whole childhood has been a lie, I swear. All the movies need to be redone, they're getting the whole thing wrong now.

[Dick laughs.] I think she makes the greatest elf, and any Santa Claus would be lucky to have her. I know I lucked out... probably because she's just as crazy as I am!