If you hadn't a made all those false promises to me, I wouldn't hawe picked a fight. You were the one who contacted me first and fuckin' foremost, stupid.

[Bitch please, Gene may think himself flawless, but Eridan is dah bess.]

There ain't nothin' weird about hatecrushes or proper riwalries. Your pathetic platonic one probably can't ewen qualify as one, honestly.