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Ellie ([personal profile] mightythinice) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2014-03-02 01:34 am

Something to take the blues away [video]

[Ellie clicks on the console. While those who don't know her might think she looks like a normal 14 year old, those that do know her can tell she's trying to distract herself.

She rubs her nose as she ponders how to start this, before thinking that maybe she should even just cut the feed off. But, hell, she made it this far.

Her arm is bandaged up in a rough sling-- something she did herself.]


Sooo... I guess we can talk about what the fuck just happened, or we can talk about something better. Like, okay, I've had some of the kedan read to me?

Guys, guys. Their stories are fucking hilarious. I'm not even sure how someone gets engaged 12 times on accident, but there's a story for that.

And there's a story about the guy who had a huge case of mistaken identity, and owed a stupid amount of debt because someone pretended to be him when gambling.

... And a huge amount of these end up being romance stories.

Don't even fucking ask me.

[she shrugs and offers a little grin]

I asked if there was any stuff about someone pissing off a monster, or going to outer space, but nope. Nothing. Nada.

How fucking weird is that?
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, she's not that drunk! ...Yet. Besides, a woman can drink in her own home if she wants.]

Just got back from work. [She might've had a few before she left.]

So space monsters are the real deal but getting engaged accidentally twelve times is just beyond belief?
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Tess smiles somewhat wryly. Kids. Though she might've been a little more boy-crazy at that age, she'd gone through a period where she really liked all those old plays and poems. The crazy marriage shenanigans of the ancient Greeks and Romans and renaissance writers.]

Sure, come on over. Uh, if you see a turtle hanging around, don't mind him. He keeps headbutting me.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he's a big one. [She would never ever say this totally sober:] He says his name is Hector.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I guess. What's one more, right?

[Tess snorts vaguely.]

Hell if I know, he just kind of showed up today. Imprinted, or something, I guess.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I... think it's more like he's keeping me.

I couldn't get him to leave if I wanted to. [Not that she wants to, bizarre as that sounds. Okay, he's nearby right now, so she's generally feeling pretty well-disposed to little Hector.]
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not like she had any choice in the matter! The last thing Tess ever expected from her life - or her afterlife, as the case may be - was suddenly being some kind of maternal-figure, caregiver to two kids and a big baby turtle.

It's fucking bizarre. Another reason why she's drinking.]


Of course. Maybe you can help me convince him that a lady's bedroom window isn't an appropriate place to stick his head in.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-02 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aha! Score one for Tess. Pat on the back, gold star, what the fuck ever.]

Good.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Hector is outside, munching on... well, something. He'll eat just about anything, Tess has already realized, and since she doesn't know what turtles are supposed to eat - certainly not giant magical psychic turtles - she's just sort of... letting him do whatever.

She opens the door and lets Ellie in with a vague smile and a wave of her hand.]


How's the arm?
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-05 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Joel clearly took better care of you than I was able to manage.

[Tess says that almost nonchalantly, and goes to pour herself another drink, because why the hell not? And okay, so maybe she blames herself just a little bit for Ellie getting injured so bad. She made a promise, after all, and there she was, her arm in a sling anyway.]

I guess it is - I'm not really sure what I'm expected to do except... let him hang around when he wants.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-06 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Tess gives an almost-surprised sort of laugh.]

I'll bet. He's like that sometimes. He's good at looking scary when you need him to, though.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
He's been sayin' a lot of things. Or, well, asking.

[She taps her forehead.] Stick around long enough, he'll probably start asking you stuff, too. In your head, it's weird.
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[personal profile] nowthatsfunny 2014-03-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Tess laughs a little.] Yeah, it could be real useful. You lookin' to show me your resume too?

You know I'll let you help out however you can.

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