A bit boring for you, then?

[He can see how it might be, for certain people. And he definitely sees how the same could be true for him, given a year. But at the moment, all Skulduggery knows is that he's woken up on the back of a giant turtle, and that's intriguing enough to put all else by the wayside.]

Have you explored out to the edges of the shell? There can't be much out there, if you're bored within fourteen months.