You're forgetting about personal preference. Who you consider to be the
cutest boy is mostly not the same boy that I consider to
be the cutest. And technically if you are going to use a cute boy as your
starting point for a system of measurement, the most logical thing to
measure then it cuteness specifically, which would then be completely
useless in an experiment of your floating abilities.
Re: video;
You're forgetting about personal preference. Who you consider to be the cutest boy is mostly not the same boy that I consider to be the cutest. And technically if you are going to use a cute boy as your starting point for a system of measurement, the most logical thing to measure then it cuteness specifically, which would then be completely useless in an experiment of your floating abilities.