Ah the UN-Parisian sense of untoward. How will I live with myself and the knowledge? [That said, he raises an eyebrow at the assertion. He has one too, and yet...]

I don't know, it can be fun, girls at home or not. Tropical Islands are so romantic when everyone's against you.

[At the mention of 'king' everything becomes clearer. Royalty never had much sense, did they?]

A king! Well, no wonder. Our queen at home has some unique ideas and pets. I think she means to be the richest, best dressed milkmaid in all the land. Where DO they get their notions?