[Oh, this one should be brilliant.]

Oh, my dear. You have never crossed salt like this. It disrupts both the use of magic and technology. A very serious problem for many of us. But if that's not enough, Has no one told you about the cultists? Or perhaps the fact that the ground we walk on is sinking into the ocean?

[She sounds sincere, but those who knew her well would probably be able to tell that she is teasing despite the truth of her questions]