[Okay now you just pushed him over the edge.]

Oh no. Now how will I ever entertain myself.

But when you guys entertain each other, just make sure to use protection, okay?

[He gives it half a beat to sink in before:]

Getwellsoonseeyoulaterbye!

[And hangs up.

On the upside, he'll definitely know when she's well again. On the downside, he'll know because she'll show up at his house and possibly do violence to him.

...eh, it was worth it.

And somewhere in one of the many Earths, Babs' "Dick is being stupid" senses are tingling.]