[That's okay, China. Erskine's already considered the fact that he simply doesn't get out much, can't remember about half of what he learns, and can't keep the politics of Keeliai straight to save his life. He's pretty sure even if China only throws him a bone or two every now and then he'll still be coming out on top.]

Anything that might affect going back to our world, or getting someone back from it. Anything about our world at all, really. Anything affecting Foreigners that might not be general knowledge. I could care less about the football team, if that helps.

[The smirk he wears whilst delivering that last line fades rapidly into a thoughtful frown.]

Do they even play football here, I wonder?