Then you'll have to fight off all the people who want to date me because I'm a rich, good-looking genius and they think I'm single.
[It's funny because no one wants to date Tony, because he's a loser.
(It's also funny because pretty soon he actually will have people falling over themselves to date him, and he won't have any idea what to do with himself. Because he's a loser.)]
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[It's funny because no one wants to date Tony, because he's a loser.
(It's also funny because pretty soon he actually will have people falling over themselves to date him, and he won't have any idea what to do with himself. Because he's a loser.)]