[Alas, Jack, Klaus is always serious. It's a curse.]

Of course - I would be happy to show you where all the hotel's facilities are. They are open to use for all guests, save the kitchens which are only open at certain hours so that the staff can work in peace.

As for precautions, I don't think anything too drastic is necessary. If you decide to go wandering off the beaten path, don't do so alone or at least be sure to arm yourself. For the most part, however, Keeliai is a fairly safe city.