If that's what you think, then you must be lacking in people who know how to tell a good story. It's a shame, really.

[Vampire, huh? It was a common enough phrase, or idea, but this had to be the first time he'd met someone claiming to be one. This wasn't a bad thing.]

Sounds like a good time to me. Don't worry - I can hold a few rounds myself. So. Just how curious are you? We should figure out a time and place.