Well, I don't have anything written down but I'm personally more of a fan of good old fashioned word-of-mouth retellings. You never get exactly the same story twice. Have you been here long that you're running out of books already?

Oh, I'm not afraid to put a little effort into it, don't worry your pretty little head about that. [And it's very clear he means what he says. He preens a little, mostly amused, at being called a creature of intrigue.] Well. I've been called a lot worse than that. I guess it would be better to make you wait, wouldn't want to give away all my secrets and ruin the effect would it?

[If possible, there is even more charm poured into his next smile.]