[By the time this particular call comes through, Jack is relaxed enough that he can't really help a laugh that spills out. It doesn't stop him from rolling his eyes after.]

You came to the wrong place then. Trust me though, it was barely television.

We really at that much of a lack for entertainment around here? Warn me now, and let me know what people do for fun around here if not. I've got some go-tos but it's good to be open.

[Not likely to happen, unless he gets exceptionally drunk while in possession of a machete, and then probably only if he's being chased by something himself. He's safe!