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[suoxi]

[ the feed cuts on and Inara is positioned behind the console, smiling lightly with crimson lips pulled upwards as she regarded the camer thoughtfully. She is cleaned up and prepped for a public chat, hair dried and styled as well as she was able. ]

Good evening, everyone. My name is Inara Serra, and I have recently found myself a bit out of sorts with my arrival in this strange place. I would cry kidnapping, but I hardly think that is the case.

I was wondering - and hoping - that there might just be someone I know here. Please, if you recognize me, I would greatly appreciate if it you could respond.

Also, if anyone could perhaps explain a bit more about what this place is and how I might have come to be here - and why - I would also be greatly indebted to you.

Thank you.

[ she smiles once more as she waits for responses, should they come. ]

Comments

[suoxi]

Ah. That's specific, yes. I'm wondering what that plan might be.

[ it didn't seem like Alliance but honestly one never could tell. ]

[crossestheline]

Welcome to the club. My guess is she has seen the original "Clash of the Titans" one too many times.

[suoxi]

[ wut ]

Clash of the what?

[crossestheline]

Y'know...or I guess you don't. It's an old classic based on Greek Mythology. The head honcho has something like a chess board that's filled with mortals. Whatever he does to them on the board or whatever, happens to them on Earth.

[suoxi]

Ah, I see. That sounds vaguely familiar.

[ or something. ]

[crossestheline]

Oh yeah? It's not every day something like this happens. Then again, I've spent some time trekking through the multiverse before.

[suoxi]

You have? [ color her surprised. ]

How? Was it a situation like this?

[crossestheline]

You know how it goes. The universe is in crisis, someone is needed to save it's ass, and apparently being a former zombie makes me just the guy to do it.

[suoxi]

That--

[ what what what ]

--is not a familiar concept to me, I'm sorry. Care to...explain at all?

[crossestheline]

In my world there's always some kind of impending crisis. It usually involves the whole freaking multiverse. Meaning there are multiple universes out there. Anyway, I died once and then I got better. [He also spent six months on the street brain dead , living off of instinct alone. Gogo comics. ]

Don't worry, I don't bite unless you want me to. [Winks. ]

sdfsdflj

[suoxi]

Died--

[ CONGRATS YOU BROKE HER. she needs to recompose cough. ]

That...is a common thing that happens, where you're from...?

[crossestheline]

You know, it's more common than you'd think. [Jay is good for that. ]

[suoxi]

That...is not something I've ever heard of, before.

[ the reavers were arguably 'dead', but...this seems different. ]

[crossestheline]

Weirder things have happened. There's a world out there filled with vampires.

[suoxi]

There...is? I would have never guessed they were real.

[crossestheline]

I'm willing to bet anything you think of, it is exists somewhere out there. I thought there was just one multiverse. Being here has shown me there are multiple multiverses.

[suoxi]

That is almost headache inducing, I must admit.