[It is impossible for Dorian not to grin. He had almost forgotten how entertaining the little enmity between Harry and Oscar was.] Oh, it is a marvellous thing, one of my favourite works ever written. Such pretty prose, and a wonderfully unreal texture to it. Oscar even did you the courtesy of handing you a few of his lines to add to yours.

[It is probably not very nice to be this amused by Harry being displeased, but then, Dorian isn't renowned for being a nice person.]