That, at least, is a commonality between our two worlds. I've never known any supernatural being to put much store by the rules of human society.

[Open letter to vampires:

Ripping off heads prior to giving someone a drink is considered bad form. Pushing the headless corpse off the sofa before offering a seat does not, in fact, compensate for this. Please consider at least giving your guests alcohol first.

Yours,
Basic Social Skills]