[Aw, it sounds like someone doesn't like him. Remind him to send the owner a note for making sure the atmosphere felt 100% authentic.]

Never said it needs to be. [Tony's not providing detail in that regard, instead gesturing at the shelves of books.] There's bound to be something amidst the corset-rippers and self-help titles. Don't hold out on me, friend, pony up the paperbacks.