When Raph begins to move, Mike slips into a lazy stance in preparation for...well, anything but a basic center-of-mass shove. He's so taken by surprise that he misses the gold embossed opportunity for a wrist-lock.

He can almost hear Leo's eye roll from here.

"What's my problem!? Do you want me to make a list!? Do you have any idea how much of a crap day I've had?! You wanna fight? Let's fight! It's the only thing that makes any sense right now!"