[Bruce has made a point of never appearing on the network as himself, so instead you get Professor Devin Craig, a middle-aged man with a black goatee and hair that's greying at the temples, and black-framed glasses that wouldn't look out of place on a hipster.

Hey. He's an anthropologist. It's a thing.]

Sergeant. I'm Professor Craig.

[Pleasantries first, right?]

I've been here since the beginning, and I haven't heard any of those names crop up on the network. I'm sorry.