[video] Fuck Yo Turtle

[dadissues]

Hey, I'm thinking of going to find this stupid turtle's head and trying to talk to it. If the Emperor and the kedan didn't bring us here, it's gotta be the turtle, right? So I'm gonna talk it into sending us all back.

Anyone wanna come with me?

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[sharpes]

Yeah, 'cause this can't end badly at all. What if it's a cannibal?

[that word doesn't mean what you think it means, Brandon.]

[video]

[dadissues]

...How could it be a cannibal if we're not turtles too, dude?

[video]

[sharpes]

It could still eat you. Does anyone know what giant magical city-turtles even need for food? Maybe we're here to feed the damn thing. Ever think of that?

[video]

[dadissues]

Are there even carnivorous turtles...?

[video]

[sharpes]

We're on the middle of one big enough to be a country and you're asking this question? I mean it's not like this is a home grown petting-zoo style turtle we're talking about.

[video]

[dadissues]

Well, whatever. I definitely won't get eaten.