[video] Fuck Yo Turtle

[dadissues]

Hey, I'm thinking of going to find this stupid turtle's head and trying to talk to it. If the Emperor and the kedan didn't bring us here, it's gotta be the turtle, right? So I'm gonna talk it into sending us all back.

Anyone wanna come with me?

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[hairpipes]

Do you even speak turtle?

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[dadissues]

What? No! ...Do turtles even have their own language?

Agh, it doesn't matter! I'm just gonna speak plain Japanese at it. [Or see if he can do the demon telepathy thing, since he's convinced the turtle is a demon.]

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[hairpipes]

Why wouldn't they?

Good luck communicating with it, then.

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[dadissues]

I'll find someone who does speak turtle if that's the case!

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[crotcharrow]

Dude, I've looked. Can't find it.

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[dadissues]

Man, how hard can it be to find a gigantic head?

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[crotcharrow]

You'd think it'd be easy but.

I heard that it might be by the palace.

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[dadissues]

The palace, huh? That makes sense...

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[sophos]

I'd be willing to go. Do you have a plan for finding it?

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[dadissues]

Well, we just have to figure out which end is the...front end, right? Then it shouldn't be too hard.

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[sophos]

Some of the kedan might know, if they actually deem it answerable.

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[dadissues]

..."Deem it answerable"? Haha, who talks like that?

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[withoutaworld]

[ :\ This does not seem like a plan that is very well thought through. ]

Okay, assuming you can find it and if it actually understands you and you can understand it... try not to make it angry, alright? Don't yell at it, don't threaten it, don't do anything that might convince it to, you know, drown us all.

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[dadissues]

Yeah, yeah, don't worry, I won't.

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[withoutaworld]

...the kedan might be keeping an eye on the head. Like, guarding it. Because, y'know, probably kind of important...

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[dadissues]

Yeah, probably...I'll need to be sneaky.

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[sharpes]

Yeah, 'cause this can't end badly at all. What if it's a cannibal?

[that word doesn't mean what you think it means, Brandon.]

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[dadissues]

...How could it be a cannibal if we're not turtles too, dude?

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[sharpes]

It could still eat you. Does anyone know what giant magical city-turtles even need for food? Maybe we're here to feed the damn thing. Ever think of that?

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[stickshift]

Hey, Rin.

[She smiles and waves a bit.]

I've got a motorcycle, if you need a ride.

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[dadissues]

Oh, yeah, that would be great! It's probably a long walk anyway.

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[stickshift]

Then let's get going!

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[storm_warning]

[Talk it into sending them back? That's an idea Ororo can get behind. She leans forward with interest.]

When're you going?

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[dadissues]

Soon as I can.

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[storm_warning]

You got anyone else heading out with you?