unconchonable: (oh you havve CROSSED the fuckin LINE)
Eridan Ampora ♒ caligulasAquarium ([personal profile] unconchonable) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-13 01:45 pm

♒ 2nd VIDEO

[The feed turns on showing the disgruntled face of none other than Eridan Ampora. However, half his grey face is covered by a scarf pulled up to his nose, leaving only his glaring eyes and thick-rimmed glasses in view. Even his fins are covered by the fluffy blue-striped scarf. He's also got himself parked next to one of the fire fountains, clearly using it for what warmth he can garner for himself.]

This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.

[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]

Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?

[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]

I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.

[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]

--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.

It's fuckin' ridiculous.
vhaidtluin: (Not amused)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-14 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I agree, but for Lolth's sake will you shut your mouth? You're constant noise is giving a headache.
vhaidtluin: (Not Impressed/BETTER THAN YOU)

[Video] me a headache* >>

[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-14 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Most mature.] Idiot.

I can't help but listen to your ramblings when you go through the network. There isn't exactly a way to mute it. [That he's found.]
vhaidtluin: (Kekeke)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh...Oh, Dinin is getting so angry with this guy that his eyes are glowing redder.]

I'd watch my mouth if I were you or you'll find that you have no tongue talk with.
vhaidtluin: (Not Impressed/BETTER THAN YOU)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-15 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[He really doesn't mind if he's not bothered by it. Looks like they both have that in common...for the most part.]

I'd be the landdweller that will happily kill you where you stand by any means.

[And then he sighs and sits back.]

If you're even worth my time.
vhaidtluin: (Not amused)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-15 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh is that so? Let's see who's the one that ends the other then, hm?

[And cue a disgusted look.]

That's because I'm not. I'm drow.
vhaidtluin: (Calling all idiots~)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A dark elf, is everyone here just as stupid as they appear to be?

[And eyebrow raise and a snort.]

And you think that you're what? The embodiment of beauty? I've seen svirfneblin better looking than you and really, that's saying something.
vhaidtluin: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-15 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Coming from the person who had to ask what I am.

[And then he laughs. So this guy might anger him, but he has to admit that he's kind of okay.]

I'll let you believe that all you want.
vhaidtluin: (...)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-17 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not even responding to that because the stare is enough for him to clench his teeth and breath through his nose.]

What's your name?
vhaidtluin: (Thinking/What the hell...)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-25 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now he has a name for the person he wants to kill even though he's kind of maybe...tolerable. In a sense.]

Dinin Do'Urden.
vhaidtluin: (Default)

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[personal profile] vhaidtluin 2013-11-25 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he was a dog or something he's sure his hackles would be up.]

And here's hoping that you won't be as annoying or long winded.

[God, you're so rude :| Dinin just looks huffy before he turns it off.]