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tushanshu2013-11-13 01:45 pm
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♒ 2nd VIDEO
[The feed turns on showing the disgruntled face of none other than Eridan Ampora. However, half his grey face is covered by a scarf pulled up to his nose, leaving only his glaring eyes and thick-rimmed glasses in view. Even his fins are covered by the fluffy blue-striped scarf. He's also got himself parked next to one of the fire fountains, clearly using it for what warmth he can garner for himself.]
This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.
[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]
Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?
[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]
I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.
[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]
--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.
It's fuckin' ridiculous.
This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.
[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]
Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?
[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]
I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.
[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]
--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.
It's fuckin' ridiculous.
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[Video]
[hella mature.]
[Video] me a headache* >>
I can't help but listen to your ramblings when you go through the network. There isn't exactly a way to mute it. [That he's found.]
[Video] It's ok I figured as much!
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I'd watch my mouth if I were you or you'll find that you have no tongue talk with.
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Will I now? Let me guess, you'd be the landdweller with the wiolet-soaked knife, right?
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I'd be the landdweller that will happily kill you where you stand by any means.
[And then he sighs and sits back.]
If you're even worth my time.
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[A beat.]
So what are you, anyway? Sure don't look human.
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[And cue a disgusted look.]
That's because I'm not. I'm drow.
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The bloody shit is a Drow? Can't say I'we ewer heard a one, though I also can't say I'we seen anyone as ugly as you either. So, no surprise really.
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[And eyebrow raise and a snort.]
And you think that you're what? The embodiment of beauty? I've seen svirfneblin better looking than you and really, that's saying something.
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[And a quirk of his own eyebrow.]
Far better than you, that's for damn sure, so I suppose that puts you under a swirf--whatewer. [He is not even going to attempt that word. Nope.]
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[And then he laughs. So this guy might anger him, but he has to admit that he's kind of okay.]
I'll let you believe that all you want.
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[However, this guy isn't grinding Eridan's nerves as badly as he was at first. Odd as it is.]
As if I'd need your permission.
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What's your name?
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Eridan Ampora. Yours?
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Dinin Do'Urden.
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Well, Din, it's been fun I guess, but I'm assumin' we ain't got much else to say, 'less you're secretly some chatterbox just waitin' to unleash some sorta werbal torrent in my general direction. I'we my doubts a that, and so... till next time?
Mayhaps you'll be slightly more agreeable, and less of a ganderbulb sore by then. [Because good byes without insults are for squares.]
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And here's hoping that you won't be as annoying or long winded.
[God, you're so rude :| Dinin just looks huffy before he turns it off.]