tushanshu | 1st / Video

[He has to actually sit down in front of a computer to talk to people in this place? That’s so old fashioned! It was kind of an awkward situation for him too, since it just mean that now he’s massive body was taking up not just the space in front of his console in the café, but also the space in the front of the consoles on either side of him, making things cramped and uncomfortable for those around him while he plays on this turtle Skype.]

Okay, listen up, nerds. I don’t know if any of you have noticed or not, but we’re on a giant, freaking turtle! I don’t get how there’s a city on this poor guy’s back, but aren’t people worried about it sinking underwater or, I don’t know, rolling over or something?

What if it gets bored? This just seems like a poor idea all around. [He shrugs] Can the turtle talk?

Because, seriously, if this big guy is my new spirit animal, which I'm totally okay with by the way, then it'd probably be easier if it can talk... Unless it's psychic, which then I'd really need to be careful about what I'm thinking about, just in case turtles are easily offended. Though, I've seen the YouTube videos, so I kind of doubt it.

Anyway, the name's Santo, and I'm pretty much the coolest guy you people will ever meet. So, you all should totally help me out here and point me to any other X-Men or mutants that are on this cruise. Particularly Cyclops if he's here, because this is totally his fault, and I'm going to punch him in the face.

Yeah, that's something that definitely needs to happen.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

That would explain so much.

[The turtle comment that is.

Billy doesn't seem really phased to see Santo.]

Doubt you're the coolest, but that's just my personal opinion on the matter.

Hey, I'm Billy, I'm a mutant too and I'd like to see this punching. Sadly, he's not here. Uh, you've been told about Storm already and that's...really about it.

It's a shocking discovery, I know.

[He gets that Billy isn't serious. It's still cool to him, okay.]

Until proven otherwise, I'm pretty sure I am.

Edited 2012-11-20 01:06 (UTC)

I feel like this knowledge will help me achieve a greater level of enlightenment or something.

[Downer, but it'll wear off. In maybe two-three weeks.]

Lot of people gonna fight you for the title. Wonder if we could make it an event with like, a ring or stage and coloured cards where we can vote.

One step closer to nirvana, dude. That's what I'm here for.

[He smiles.]

What, like American Idol or something? Turtle Idol? Because I'd be all for a friendly competition... Maybe without the singing, though. We should replace that with a real talent, like wrestling or amazing feats of strength.

Thank you wise and grand Santo.

Yeah! Like American Idol! There's got to be singing, oh! Or America's Got Talent!

Just doing my job, young patawan learner. [He snickers.]

I'll just throw it out there now to save us a bunch of trouble getting this set up. I can't sing at all... Period.

If it's a talent show, won't matter. If it's Idol, oooh then I guess you can't be the coolest.

All the more reason we shouldn't do Idol! Also because all the judges aren't really famous anymore.

I'll give you that. It's not so good anymore.

Oh! How about Jackass? That should be the competition! Since, you know, it's not boring and overrun with commercials like Idol.

Jackass? Really? Ugh no way.

Hey! What's wrong with Jackass?

Everything!

You gotta be kidding me. It's only like the best show ever.

Uh huh. You've clearly not seen any good TV.

Pretty sure I've seen more TV than just about anybody, at least at the Jean Grey School.

Jean Grey School? So no Utopia then?

Nah, Utopia still exists. It's just run by a douchebag.

Summers?

Yep. Basically synonymous with douchebag.

1st / Video

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]