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[Amelia is sitting straight up, looking directly at the screen. Hands folded in front of her, the very pose exudes authority; this is a woman who knows she is of rank.]

I am Captain Amelia of the Terran Royal Navy, lately returned from an expedition to locate the lost trove of the infamous pirate Nathaniel Flint, and more recently rather unceremoniously drenched in a tub of water and informed that I am to be engaging in a conflict against a malevolent entity of which I have not heard until today.

[A measured pause. Her tone indicates she is more irritated by the idea of fighting someone else’s war, rather than the prospect of combat itself. Or perhaps it is the drenching she is cross about.]

I do not care for being brought here against my will, especially if I do not know the how of it. These kedan are maddeningly unhelpful when questioned on such topics. They tell me that time has been stopped in my universe, which, if true - highly doubtful, of course - is of some relief. But if I am to stay here for an extended tenure, there are important questions that I must have answered. This…

[and here she pauses for a moment to pick her words. Amelia is not given to superstitions regarding the summoning of a monstrous being simply by speaking his name, but the kedan were very adamant about not saying it, and this has been a rather strange day. Best to not risk it, then.]

...M-fellow. I'd like to know more about him. If I have indeed been brought here to fight a war, then it is imperative that I know what I shall be dealing with. In addition, is it true we are riding on the back of a giant turtle?

[This last question is accompanied by nearly palpable disbelief.]

[The next pause is not one of calculation or thought, but of expectancy. Amelia’s waiting for her answers, and it’s only after the silence has gone on for a few seconds that she realizes replies will not be instantaneous.]

That’ll do, for the moment, so as not to overwhelm you.

[It’s a save, but she says it like it was always planned that way. She nods her head once at the screen, just ever so slightly.]

That is all.

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zerotoawesome

[So, instead of Santo's usual sexy stony visage, the video is greeted with this lovely face:

Or, you know, it would be, but Santo is currently wrapped up tighter than his bff Dust. The sheet is wrapped around him from head to toe, leaving only his eyes visible, at least until one of his new bunny ears pokes it's way out and the whole costume comes undone.]

Okay, I don't get why everyone is complaining about this so much. I mean, I guess I can't judge since I'm not a kid or an old man or whatever people are turning into.

Because, I mean, come on! Look at me! I'm a freakin' Playboy Bunny now! Literally! I'm like a mutant with stripping as a superpower!

Uh... Not that I'm going to be stripping, Fran! I promise. I mean, I'm not even looking at myself in the mirror.

Not that I don't want to, because you're seriously sexy, but I'm not because I'm respectful like that. I'm a gentleman.

[Yeah, as calm as he wants to seem, he's pretty uncomfortable about all of this.]

Anyway, so is this how everybody feels things? I forgot what it felt like to not be made out of rocks.

[The longest ass pause ever.]

And I need to ask the most important question that will ever be asked on this thing... How are people going to the bathroom like this? I mean, how do you not look at yours- other people's, you know... Their bits?

wintershepherd

So that was quite a trip. Hope no one got into too much trouble! Much as it's interesting being in the world's biggest snow globe, I'm glad to see the sun again.

[ It's interesting only if you ignore the whole being under miles of water. And trouble being either at the party or in Sibrilee and especially because those damned arches. But his smile stays light and easy on the video feed. ]

Good news! I've found a shop to move Finnick's fishing store over to and it'll be open the first of the week! All the fresh fish you could want, or I'll freeze it for you if you want it to keep it for a special day.

[ Attached is a location ping for a shop in a busy district of the Water Sector. ]

Speaking of changes, the seasons are going to be changing soon... Ol' Nickly Thize's not here to welcome in autumn. I can do the leaf changing here but I gotta say, I'm not a fan of the huge roaring bonfire thing he likes. I never thought I'd miss Marzyana chasing me off her beets and rutabagas... maybe Johnny can give her a cider kiss one of these years and sweeten her up.

[ Oops getting a little too nostalgic! Jack shakes his head, seeming to get back on track. ]

What kind of things did you guys do when the seasons change at home?

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((OOC: For new people! Here's is Jack's permissions post as to whether your character will be able to see/hear him or will only see a blank feed. Thank you!))

bereavements

[ Surprisingly, Isaac Lahey is not alone when the network sees him. His friend, Scott McCall is there in a chair next to him. How fun, right? But, he’s not used to starting these things. He’s not a person who Skypes a lot. He only used the videochat that one time with Allison! How to start… He looks to Scott. Scott stares back at him until he realizes Isaac is waiting for him to start. ]

Dude, I thought you were starting… Anyway, hi. We need help. Real help.

[ That gets Scott a look. Isaac really should’ve started. Both he and Stiles fancy themselves comedians today. He looks back at the network. ]

Are there ingredients here in any sector for baking cookies? Flour. Dough. [ He looks to Scott. ] Is there milk involved?

[ Scott shrugs. These boys really have no clue. ] I don’t know, but we definitely need chocolate chips. Plain cookies suck. We’ll even share them with whoever helps us! [ At your own risk. If you die from food poisoning… sorry? ]

Oh, and we need a recipe. Step by step instructions. [ Isaac, that’s what a recipe is. ] Does anybody have a good one. An easy one? [ He looks to Scott. ] Do we need anything else?

A pretty apron for you to wear? [ Scott grins. ]

Or, two aprons. One with flowers. For Scott. And one for me. Oh, and thanks. [ You know. ] In advance.

skybluejeep

[Stiles appears on camera in his suite, and he's got an enormous, wicked smirk on his face. Giant, ethereal death-gods threatening the turtle? NBD, there's some other important stuff going on right now that really needs your attention.]

So. Sinbrilee is kinda cray. But I didn't go home without some fabulous parting gifts! I got a cool new dirk, which is a stupid name for a kickass weapon. AND. I found these kickass bracers. I haven't put 'em on yet, but they're so gonna be an integral part of my superhero costume I'm building.

[He holds up his prizes which look antique enough, yes, but there's something about those bracers.]

I also found a good stack of those little jelly gems, which I can confirm taste like the best, most quality gummy bears ever to exist. Like, imagine a full meal, really delicious, your favorite food...only delivered via the gummy medium. That's them. So if you still can, grab a bunch, save some grocery money.

[The video suddenly cuts out. But then continues, available to only one person on the network.]

( 40% encrypted to BATMAN. Yes, specifically Batman. )

insecrets

[Yeah, Finnick has completely lost the will to even do a video post at this point. His voice sounds a bit hollow as he speaks. He doesn't do well with being alone, honestly.]

If you knew her, the girl on fire - Katniss Everdeen - is gone. I doubt she's off on some other part of the turtle.

[He goes quiet for awhile before sighing.] I'll probably take a trip outside of the city, just in case. [Maybe she's there. But if she's not, at least he can mope without people hovering over him.]

Korra, Traci, I'll probably be gone for a few days, so just take your catches to the market or find Jack.

fotia

[HELLO, TURTLEITES. There is a lanky boy with a streak of oil on one cheek grinning dumbly at all of you.]

Hello, citizens of the turtle! Salutations and stuff, or whatever! [And he gives a stupid, dorky salute, his voice mockingly imitating the tone of someone giving a formal address to the adoring masses.] It has come to my attention that people have been concerned about my well-being during my hamster state, and I would like to assure everyone that I am completely fine.

[And he drops the formal tone as he waves a hand dismissively in the air.] But really, I've been in worse situations, and some jerks do a lot more than turn other guys into hamsters. [Like burn their moms accidentally. But if the issue about people labeling someone else as dangerous because of their powers is getting to him, he's not showing it.] Besides, as much as I hate to admit it, it was an okay prank.

[A pause, before an impish grin forms on his face.] And it's not like I'm going down without a fight, Sadie. Because it is on. [The teasing tone on his voice says he's joking, though... probably.]

VIDEO; ENCRYPTED 100%; LOCKED TO JASON, PIPER, PERCY, SANTO, and FINNICK

Uh... [In what is a stark contrast to his cheery, carefree demeanor in his public post, he looks really awkward this time, with a hand rubbing the back of his head and his eyes cast to one side.]

So bros, [Yes Piper you are a bro too deal with it] hypothetical question: if a girl you kind of really like asks you out on a date, how do you... [And now both hands are making vague, circular gestures like he's trying to catch the words in the air.] you know. Go about it?

[His face is a bright shade of red, and he looks like he's about to panic, really.]

zerotoawesome

[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]

Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!

Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.

None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.

Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.

Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?

[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]

Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.

[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]

anything_it_takes

[You wanna play it this say, Raph? Taking surveys to prove a point? Fine. Let's play.

It's not about who cares - well okay, to be fair, that's the MAIN reason they developed such fine-tuned stealth skills in the first place. But that's not the only reason a ninja should stay hidden. With enemies who would probably not announce themselves first, who would see him and his brothers on the Network and then proceed to silently hunt them down one by one...

The last time the team faced Shredder, he nearly killed them all, starting with Leonardo himself; the memory of seeing the intent in Oruku's eyes while facing down his blade remained a deeply chilling moment. But now Leo's team is down by one, they're not always together and they can't just stay underground here. If Shredder found one of them out in Keeliai, alone, with no way to contact the others for help...]

How many people have had their enemies show up.

[A question with the cadence of a statement. That's how you know he's serious, apparently.

If this survey turns up zilch? Leo will have to concede the point completely. But he doesn't really suppose that'll be the case. Let's find out.]

remake

[ Peter's face is banged up when it slides into view. He has a split lip and a gash on his cheek; there's blood dripping down from somewhere in his hairline, and his normally poofy hair is slicked down with sweat. He huffs out a breath to blow some of it off of his face. ] I've had a long day, so I can't say I didn't appreciate the nap on a palace floor - nice place - but usually I'm not really into being kidnapped.

I mean don't get me wrong, the apartment is, uh, more than I can afford, but still very thoughtful. I guess. Hey, does anyone out there have the Emperor's phone number? Because apparently I have a lot of questions for her.

[ He looks like he's trying to laugh at his own joke, for a second, but he gives up and trails off to stare blankly down at the screen. He is still a little shell-shocked from taking out his first super-villain. Eventually, he shrugs off his backpack and holds up a rather rough looking carton of eggs; it's dripping from one corner onto the floor. He finally manages to force out a little snort, but even that looks like it hurts. ] ... Anyone want scrambled eggs?

insecrets

[The feed turns on to show a shirtless Finnick, hair still damp from an earlier shower. He smiles brightly, leaning back in his chair. Gratuitous chest? You betcha. There's a pause as he pops something that looks like a sugar cube into his mouth.] With more people arriving, I'm sure the strain on food resources is going to become harder for some of us. But the ocean, that's still plentiful and unharmed by Tu Vishan's illness.

For you new people, or even those who have been here a while, I'm Finnick Odair. I have a small fishing business set up. [A pause as he smiles.] Basically what I'm offering here are a couple of job opportunities. I should be able to handle a few employees, if you'd like to earn a little money and food on the side. If you like fishing, or if you'd like to learn, here's your opportunity. [He winks.] Wasting it would be a shame.

shockjock

[Hey there shellonauts, meet one of your new houseguests, and she's probably also set a new record for blowing through the juulan given to foreigners in the shortest period of time, because she's already broke. Shoving it all into renovations will do that. But hey, that's why she's out here in what looks to be a net café in the Metal Sector in the first place. How's obvious she's in one of the net cafés?

Well, considering she's reclining in one chair and propping her legs up in another, while kedan grumble in the background but fail to actually intervene, it's a good indicator it's somewhere public. Which might be surprising to a few people, considering what she's wearing.]

Evenin' boys 'n girls! I, Livewire, have come to you with a simple question: What do you kids do for fun around here? I mean, I'm imaginative, and I consider myself pretty resourceful, but considerin' the locals seem to be a bunch of total buzzkills I doubt any of 'em would appreciate my brand of fun.

[Translation: She wants to wait until they finish making her new digs look fancy before she starts terrorizing everyone. Hey, the alternative is doing it herself, but that's hard work and screw that she's got better things to do than move furniture around.]

I mean, if I'm gonna enjoy my decidedly unscheduled vacation here in Turtle Paradise, I might as well see if there's anybody worth enjoyin' it with. If I'm gonna get this much time all to myself outside a private cell, I wanna make the most of it!

[Now, she could make her own fun by just lurking around in people's electrical systems and eavesdropping on their every word, but this approach was more fun. Besides, it'd let her publicly mock any suggestions she didn't approve of. And the people who made them. Heck, she might even mock the people making suggestions she did approve of. Just for old times' sake.]

So start talkin', my precious little listeners! I haven't got all day!

alpha_squad_leader

As much as I hate to ask this...is there anyone here that gives loans? I'd rather not ask any of the Kedan and this is for something I'm pretty sure is important...

[Victor rubs the back of his neck and looks away from the camera. He feels pretty awkward asking for money like this but getting that book translated is important!]

And before I forget, has anyone been studying or trying to figure out the whole power-loss thing when we leave the turtle? If you have, I'd like to talk with you please.

[Another awkward subject but he lets it pass. Taking a deep breath, Victor smiles and settles back in his chair.]

On a more happy note, if anyone is looking for me or Santo this weekend, we won't be around. He and I are going on a little trip out of the city and we'll be gone for two days so we'll be away from the consoles here. We'll come back if there's an emergency or something but try not to burn the place down while we're away? [He's teasing a bit.]

withoutaworld

[ Rikki thought about going somewhere to do this anonymously, but what the hell, the people who matter are probably going to figure out (or worry) it's her anyway. So she's just sitting at her own console, face in her hands and not exactly looking at the screen. ]

So, uh... Oh, geez. [ Deep breath. ] Does anyone around here have pregnancy tests, or... I don't know, a way to tell with magic or something?

Please don't yell at me. I promise I'm kicking myself enough already.

sureisaguy

[ The video feed loads and Mikey comes into view, frowning in concentration with his tongue sticking out. Computers are not his best subject. After about ten seconds he seems to realize that he's broadcasting and leans in, grabbing the console screen as if he can see everyone if he just gets close enough. ]

Uhhh... hello? This thing on?

[ He waves a two-fingered hand in front of the camera and sits back slightly. ]

So um, anyone know if this turtle gets DSL? 'Cause I gotta send a word back to my bros and I can't find the internet thingy on this computer.

[ Squinting at the console, a look of understanding dawns on his face. ]

Ohhhh what if I press--

alpha_squad_leader

[He's healed up now thanks to his healing factor but Victor still looks like he could use some rest and some food. Either way, he's offering a short wave and a tired look to the camera.]

So as severance packages go, a mob beating is a pretty crappy one. [He pauses for a moment and then sighs. He'd been trying to joke but now he just shrugs it off.] For anyone that didn't notice, the kedan are turning hostile. I got fired from my job and the next thing I know I'm getting a statue upside the head.

[He reaches up to touch the spot on his head that had been injured. It's healed up now but a slightly lighter shade of green than the rest of him. It'll even out in a little while.]

I didn't hear too much while I was getting pummeled but what I did hear was that they're angry at us for the rationing. [He rolls his eyes at this and shakes his head.]

Everyone should be careful out there. And keep an eye on your supplies in case any of the kedan decide to try to take it. And I'm going to ask that nobody goes brotherhood on the kedan. Don't go picking fights or attacking them since it'll only make things worse for all of us.

And for the people that helped me out, thanks. You guys didn't have to risk yourselves to save my skin and I appreciate it.

[He lingers for a moment before reaching over and turning off he video.]

donttouch

_{( It’s a voice post, scratchy at first as Rogue clears her throat. )}

Ah, hello. Y’all really know how to make a girl feel welcome, don’t you? The view in this place… it’s fantastic. _{( They obviously can’t see the view, but she’s sitting on one of the upper levels in an apartment in the Wood Sector. The view is fantastic. )}

Everyone’s been real helpful, so far, but there’s something I need that I couldn’t ask the tour guides about… not without explaining, at least.

_{( If the video was on, her bright red cheeks would be entirely visible. Which may be the reason it isn’t on, come to think of it. )}

I need some other clothes. Anything long, with sleeves… and gloves. I’d get it myself, but. I can’t. I know there’s a market near here, and if you’re willing I’ll give you my size and…

If you could bring it here, where it’s less crowded, it’d be better. I’ll pay you back, help you out with something if you need it. And I’d be real grateful.

insecrets

[It's pretty early in the morning when Finnick shows up on the feed, looking a little bit like crap. Like he hasn't slept all night. Which, well. He really hasn't. Nightmares and everything. He scrubs a hand over his face before smiling for the feed.]

I'm starting to wonder what else could go wrong in this place. First, they're making copies of us [not that he can really blame them for wanting more of him around, come on now] and now things are going sour on the turtle. [A wry smile twists his lips now.] And they say to not panic while pushing us to our limits already. [He runs a hand through his hair.] They could probably give the Capitol a run for their money at this point.

[He goes to shut off the feed, muttering:] I'd kill for seaweed bread right now, though. [:'|]

effective

[Katniss is wearing short sleeves today, so the burn scars and grafted skin up her arms and neck are more visible. She seems almost awkward, aware that she hasn't shown her face on this thing lately, and that she has no idea what she's doing.]

I'm going to show people how to deal with rations. At the...community centre. It's here. [She gives an address in the Earth Sector] If people care, that is. [She shoves a hand back through her hair.] It's not that hard to figure out, but if you run out of food before you can buy more, you'll regret it.

crotcharrow

[It's been a while since Tommy's been around on the network. He's been trying to keep himself out of the house and busy, helping as much as he can with the decay just to keep himself distracted from everything else, but being on rations and using super speed has started to take it's toll on him. Suffice to say, Tommy running on empty. And because he's trying to save his energy, it means he hasn't really been out of the house in a while for a run. And that makes him grumpy and cagey as hell. And ontop of that? He's really hungry. Combine all these things and you have a very irritable speedster.]

Okay, this rationing list is total crap. How is anybody supposed to survive on this?

[he has one of the lists in his hands, as if to help plead his case.]

This is like, one meal for me. How is this fair? D'you know how much I have to eat just to stay up and running? A lot.

[He drags a hand down his face.]

Anybody got any extra food? Or know where I can get any? 'Cause if I'm stuck to this list, I'm kinda screwed.

[He would have resorted to stealing, but his main tactic of running too fast for them to see is sort of off the table right now. And yeah, he sounds a bit like a spoilt child complaining because they didn't get dessert, but anyone who knows him will know this is sort of a serious issue for him. He gives one last grumble and then turns the feed off.]

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