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[memoriesinsmoke]

[Liz has been here a little while now, and in that time she's managed to calm down some, as well as look over the network to see just what's going on.

So for now, she only has a couple of immediate concerns.]

I've got two questions for the people here.

One, has anybody here heard of the B.P.R.D.?

Two, does anyone know where I can get a damn cigarette? [Falling back on old habits under stress? You bet.]

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[sharpes]

B.R.P.D? Never heard of 'em. Why?

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[memoriesinsmoke]

Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense. I work for them.

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[sharpes]

Oh my god you're Mulder.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

Excuse me?

[audio]

[sharpes]

... Not an X-Files fan, I take it.

[WAY TO RUIN HIS JOKE.]

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[memoriesinsmoke]

I don't watch a lot of T.V. [DEAL WITH IT.]

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[sharpes]

Hey, babe, your loss.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

[He sounds pretty young, and just referred to her with an annoying pet name. Liz is having none of that.]

You do realize you just called someone old enough to be your mother 'babe', right? [Aw yeah 44.]

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[sharpes]

Hey, I'm legal. Who's to say we aren't destined to be the next Demi and Ashton?

[They hadn't broken up yet in his time okay.]

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[memoriesinsmoke]

I think I'll stick with being single.

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[sharpes]

Someone has no sense of adventure.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

It's something I'm slowly learning to live with.

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[sharpes]

Well, I guess that's forgiveable.

So. Bureau of whatever. What's that like?

[audio]

[memoriesinsmoke]

Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense. It's exactly what it sounds like.

[So yeah she's basically Mulder but way fucking cooler.]

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[sharpes]

You ever fight the Stay Puft dude?

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[memoriesinsmoke]

Can't say he's ever been much of a threat to humanity.

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[sharpes]

[He whistles appreciatively.]

Lucky. This one time he almost flattened New York.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

I don't think we would've been the right ones to call, anyway. I'm pretty sure there's another group for that one. [She may not watch a lot of T.V., but that doesn't mean she's never seen a movie before.]

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[sharpes]

Says the lady who doesn't watch TV.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

Doesn't mean I've never seen a movie before, kid.

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[sharpes]

Call me Brandon.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

Brandon, then.

Agent Sherman. [First name on the first meeting? HAHA. No.]

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[sharpes]

Ouch, that's cold! Here I am opening my heart to you, divulging my first name and everything, and I have to call you Agent?

You never know. Could be a kink of mine.

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[memoriesinsmoke]

Let's not find out, hm?

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[sharpes]

Oh come on. Would it kill you to crack a smile?